“Watchmen” - The Ultimate Cut.
I’ll come right out and say it. I love it.
Thought it a fine (as best as we can hope for, or would actually work as a live action movie) adaptation done with massive care, time, money and love.
As a sane fan of the graphic novel (and with a realistic head on my non-fanboy shoulders) I understood you would have to remove parts and layers of the overall novel experience…but in this (only way to see it) ‘Ultimate Cut’ the makers have done a stunning job as far as the film standing on it’s own goes and a fine job as adaptors.
Rorschach was spot on perfect in every way and actually looked more effective in the film than he he did even in the graphic novel.
The world was superbly realised, the story epic in scope but still personal and easy to follow even for those with no knowledge of the novel, the FX were often stunning, the action brutal and effective and the mixture of macho cliche, parody, homage, observation, commentary, fun, thrills, laughter, heartache and tragedy was mixed almost as well in the film as in the graphic novel.
And until you’ve seen the proper version of “Watchmen” in it’s ‘Ultimate Cut’ form AND THEN watched the excellent version of “under the Hood” on the ‘Complete Story’ DVD…you have not really seen the “Watchmen” film.
Taken as a whole the DVD experience of “Watchmen” is a mini marvel as far as adapting such a great and ,multi-layered book and it’s one hell of a well made package done with massive love.
In these days of massive DVD/Blu-Ray sales worldwide, with increasingly big and powerful home theatre systems…the cinema version of a film is becoming less and less and important and is almost gone as far as a definitive viewing experience of a film goes.
The excellent (as best an adaptation as we could have hoped for…and if you are against ANY adaptation don’t see the bloody thing then) ‘Ultimate Cut’ and the separate ‘Under the Hood’ feature (done as a TV documentary) make for a masterwork in my view.
Loved the graphic novel, loved the ‘Ultimate Cut’ and I can;t understand the hate for the movie (which actually improved the ending of the graphic novel by easily and effectively ditching the, never would work in a film anyway, rather goofy ‘octopus’ monster).
Essential viewing.
“A Dangerous Man”.
Nice one Stevie!
Stevie the Seagull flaps his chubby wings extra hard and manages to halt his career plummet (yet again) after the unwatchable lows of “Kill Switch”.
This is well paced, well directed, wonderfully brutal (wince like a wincy thing at the meaty, crunchy, ‘rod in the back of the neck death) and entertaining stuff that effectively juggles many different groups of characters, from Seagal’s delightfully cliche ‘ex Special Forces’ (of course!!) troubled hero to Russian mobsters (Seagal’s current fetish), Chinese criminal gangs, corrupt Police and the Chinese military.
The dialogue is also a gem of multifaceted delights. Made better by Seagal’s obvious unwillingness to see trash dialogue AS trash dialogue.
Highlights are (in a wonderfully unhinged moment for his character) Seagal’s pronouncement to a would-be mugger that he’s going to “Fuck you up ugly”, his remark to the lead bad guy “Where I come from, we say death is emptiness. In that case, I’ve been dead for many years” and a stunningly delightful line from a Russian mobster to the corrupt Police Captain, “Where I come from we fuck Cops in the mouth when we’ve run out of farm animals”!
Genius!
Seagal is thankfully not doubled except for a couple of ‘throwing the bad guy across the room’ stunts and his ultra-fast punches, blocks and thudding kicks still manage to impress despite his extra bulk (though again, he looks better than he has done).
the gunplay is not as blood drenched or in your face as that of “Renegade Justice” and tthe support characters do more of it…but again it’s effective and violent enough.
Trashy, cheesy, nasty, fast paced, no-nonsense funstuffs!
Now try to keep the quality constant Stevie!